During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.



In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)



An average person's yearly fast food intake

will contain 12 pubic hairs.



In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!



Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.



Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.


In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined

the contents of your dirty linen basket.



At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.



Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.



HAVE A GREAT DAY...
...and wash your damn hands!

This message has been edited. Last edited by: Sunya,

OMG, Sunya yer killin me over here

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Originally posted by Sunya:
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.



Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

This is what amazed me... roughly TWICE as many WOMEN as men... very interesting indeed.

hahahahahha now thats what I call entertainment

LMFAO

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Originally posted by 5151 Parrothead:

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Originally posted by Sunya:
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.



Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

This is what amazed me... roughly TWICE as many WOMEN as men... very interesting indeed.

*clears throat* men....... Now PH why do you find that amazing my dear? I assure you, the other women here at the site don't.

Do you think it's that more women masturbate, or that more men wash their hands afterwards?

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Originally posted by Sunya:
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

My son's reaction to this statement? "Oh, that's not so bad...that's only one a month"

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Originally posted by SoCalChelle:

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Originally posted by Sunya:
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

My son's reaction to this statement? "Oh, that's not so bad...that's only one a month"

I'd bet that I've had more than that in one night in one sitting. It wasn' fast food though.

I guess that gives new meaning to the words "reach out an touch someone." ROFL

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Originally posted by CJinAltaLoma:

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Originally posted by SoCalChelle:

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Originally posted by Sunya:
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

My son's reaction to this statement? "Oh, that's not so bad...that's only one a month"

I'd bet that I've had more than that in one night in one sitting. It wasn' fast food though.

*snicker* pppffffft

But at least you knew where they came from....these are 12 pubic hairs of unknown origin we're talking about here. LOL

That's why I like my women to shave...

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Originally posted by Sunya:

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Originally posted by 5151 Parrothead:

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Originally posted by Sunya:
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.



Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

This is what amazed me... roughly TWICE as many WOMEN as men... very interesting indeed.

*clears throat* men....... Now PH why do you find that amazing my dear? I assure you, the other women here at the site don't.

I find it interesting for a couple of reasons; no, I'm not saying that I presumed that women don't do that, it's just more commonly accepted that guys do that more than women do (or maybe it's just that guys are more willing to admit to it) but the main thing that surprised me was that twice as many women as men don't wash their hands after. I would have figured that more guys wouldn't wash their hands whether after, or just in general. And especially when you figure that with business meetings and just normal interaction, that guys probably shake hands more than ladies on any given day, all of that together just seems surprising that 1.834 women didn't wash their hands after masturbating for every 1 guy that doesn't.

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Originally posted by 5151 Parrothead:
And especially when you figure that with business meetings and just normal interaction, that guys probably shake hands more than ladies on any given day,

Oh yeah, huh...cuz women don't go to business meetings or interact with people normally. They just sit home and eat bon bons and masturbate all day, right?

No, what I mean is basic etiquette says In American culture "In business situations... the handshake is fundamental. Shake hands firmly, as a weak grip is likely to be associated with a frail personality. This changes when the other party is a woman. In that case, do not reach out for a handshake unless the woman extends her hand first." (source: http://www.jefferyfloyd.com/lessons/international_business.html)

Yeah, and now we know the REAL reason for that rule, don't we LOL