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Ally_Kat’s Birthday of Doom!

For my birthday, the house was overtaken by the papier-mâché pirates of the Caribbean

 

Joanna: now let’s start with the basics

Joanna: what is your name?

Ally_Kat: Hilary Marie Jacqueline smith
Ally_Kat: I’m named after a TV character
Joanna: oh cool which television show
Ally_Kat: Emerald Point N.A.S.
Ally_Kat: it was a Richard Dean Anderson show and my mom loves that guy. Richard played Lt. Simon Adams and Sela Ward played his bitchy sister, Hilary Adams. Since neither Richard nor Simon was a girl’s name, my father picked the Hilary one. The Marie part is a touchy situation as it’s a nickname of someone in my father’s past, and Jacqueline is after Mrs. Kennedy. My father and the doctor where the ones who decided upon the name after they had knocked my mother out with drugs.
Joanna: Interesting

Joanna: what color are your eyes/hair?

Ally_Kat: I’m a natural blonde and I have weird gray eyes that sort of change color as to my mood. Sometimes they’ll be gray-green and sometimes gray-blue.

Joanna: what is your astrological sign?

Ally_Kat: I’m a Capricorn. December 27th (^_^)

Joanna: do you have any siblings?
Joanna: what his name?
Joanna: age?
Ally_Kat: I have a little brother named Dean and he's 16 yrs old
Joanna: what his most outstanding annoying or otherwise personality?
Ally_Kat: he likes to point out the fact that he's taller and stronger than me. I like to point out that I’m smarter. lol

Joanna: Where are you from?
Ally_Kat: I was born and raised in New York City

Where I spend most of my time – South Street Sea Port. Brooklyn and my university can be seen in the picture on the right.

 

 

Joanna: So what school are you in and what is your major? Why did you choose that major, and what are you planning to do after you graduate?
Ally_Kat: I currently attend LIU: Brooklyn and I'm studying Journalism with hopes of becoming Press Secretary someday
Joanna: in the white house?

Ally_Kat: yep. Working for Mr. Prez himself.
Ally_Kat: I didn't really choose the major - my father did because I hadn't applied to any colleges and they were getting on my back. LIU offered the most money, and walla. Here I am 3 years later.

Joanna: Do you like school?
Ally_Kat: eh, it bores me to be honest

Ally_Kat: I like hands on stuff and I don’t find that often in school
Ally_Kat: that's mainly why audio production was the only class I didn’t skip like crazy
Joanna: what’s the best/worst part about LIU?
Ally_Kat: best part is hanging with all my friends in the honors lounge. Worst part would be all those papers in the honors electives
Joanna: how did you get into honors?
Ally_Kat: Well, we had to write an essay on a book we had recently read and why it was noteworthy. I picked Where's Waldo.
Joanna: and they accepted you? What did you write about it?
Ally_Kat: yeah. Apparently the essay was circulated through-out the entire department for all to read and they got a kick out of it.

Ally_Kat: I wrote that Where's Waldo was this great book that helped promote research, thorough analysis of details, unity, and group activities as one can go mad w/o help trying to find Waldo in that one picture with the millions that look exactly like him. And no, I haven’t found him in that one yet.

Joanna: ok and is your favorite book the Waldo book?
Ally_Kat: surprisingly, no. my favorite book is my ‘My Little Pony’ coloring book. And yes, I still color. Got pictures hanging on the fridge and all. If I want words in my books, I pick Hamlet.
Joanna: what is the worst book you’ve ever read?
Ally_Kat: worst book? I'd have to say The Adventures of Tom and that Huck Finn book. I had to read it for 8th grade and the jargon drove me nuts

Joanna: what is your favorite word? Least favorite if you have one.
Ally_Kat: favorite word? Oh, I run around the honors lounge saying Mongoose and Moose, so I guess those. And I love how no one knows what a mongoose is, thinking it's a bird.
Ally_Kat: my least favorite? Homework

Joanna: who is your favorite professor and why?
Joanna: not just college
Joanna: and worst professor and why?
Ally_Kat: Ms. McCann, my history teacher from high school. She rocked. Well, mainly because I like history
Ally_Kat: Worst? This guy I had for earth science that hardly spoke English and made fun of us because we were American.
Joanna: yikes
Joanna: and what was your worst grade ever?
Joanna: and why did you get that grade?
Ally_Kat: probably the C in Warmund's class (really tough history prof) and that was because I didn't hand the one paper in until the following semester
Joanna: And he still gave you a C. You’re good.

 

Joanna: so, is there anyone special in your life?

Ally_Kat: Yes, Moosen

Joanna: who are your best friends?

Ally_Kat: Oh I got some of the best friends ever. There’s Eileen, and sexy Joanna (~_’), and Larry, *thinks* I don’t want to leave anyone out! Tom, Paula, lots of love I have. And I can’t forget Stephen or Angel from xanga.com or anyone from one of the many Van Halen boards. I love all my piggies.

from l to r : Vy, me ( I look horrid because I’m slouching over!), my best friend Eileen, aka IrishMongoose, and Emily

And we can’t forget Joanna, but I don’t have any pictures with her in it. (-_-)

l to r : my brother Dean, Tom, Paula, Jon, and Lisa

Joanna: what do you love to do/ hate to do?
Ally_Kat: I love sleeping
Joanna: really, because you never do.
Ally_Kat: I know! lol
Joanna: what is your favorite kind of food?
Ally_Kat: food? I eat whatever; Not too picky an eater.
Joanna: what is your favorite color?
Ally_Kat: my favorite colors would be light gray and blues

Joanna: right now, what would be your absolute dream job?
Ally_Kat: either an actress or a dj.
Joanna: What type of car would you like to own?

Ally_Kat: car? Did you say car? Well baby, my sexy silver mustang

Joanna: how do u stand politically?
Ally_Kat: I would say I’m right of center
Joanna: What do you feel is the most important thing in the news right now?
Ally_Kat: in the news? I'll tell you what the most important thing NOT in the news is. My cute face telling you what the president is up to. lol

Joanna: what is your most outstanding personality/ physical trait?
Ally_Kat: I would say that anyone who meets me notices the wackyness that is Hilary first and foremost.
Ally_Kat: and my Shirley Temple curls - whenever I let my hair down and mousse it up.

Joanna: you seem to be a very creative person, what would you say is the most creative thing you have ever done?
Ally_Kat: oh geez. Let me think for a sec.
Joanna: Oh, and I have to ask what’s the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
Ally_Kat: the most creative I would say would be the radio show demo I had to make in high school. My dream in high school, and still a little to this day, was to be a radio dj. I took a media class in high school. I set up the entire board and ran this great radio show and made it about an hour long; made my own commercials, had a couple of friends on as guests, and all. Was a lot of fun.
Ally_Kat: most embarrassing? Well, I try not to regret anything or let stuff bother me too much like that, but I have to say this one goes al l the way back to Pre-K. We were having a fire drill and were told it was coming and practiced what we had to do and all.
Joanna: and you...
Ally_Kat: well, the bell rings. No one is moving and I'm like looking around thinking, ‘hey, the fire bell is ringing. We got to act and we gotta act now.’ So, I stood on top of my group's table, which was orange, and yelled on the top of my lungs, "Run for your lives! We're all going to die!"
Ally_Kat: well, I’m sure you can imagine the calamity after that. Not really embarrassing, but I did have to serve my time for it - wacky catholic school
Joanna: amazing, even when you were three, the same old Hils
Ally_Kat: Yeppers. Haven’t changed a whole lot

Joanna: what is the silliest thing you have ever done
Ally_Kat: I’m Hilary. What silly thing haven’t I done?

To this day, people still avoid me, even sans costume

 

Joanna: Who’s your favorite actress/actor?

Ally_Kat: I love John Travolta
Joanna: favorite movie of all time?

Ally_Kat: Saturday Night Fever, Dogma, and Casablanca

Joanna: least favorite movie/actor/actress - the one that just bugs you?
Ally_Kat: least favorite movie? Probably one of those Lifetime strong women ones because they always look cheesy to me
Joanna: do you have a favorite television show/ personality
Ally_Kat: GIR from Invader Zim! (Nickelodeon cartoon) Gir rocks! He’s this little robot sidekick of Zim who wants to take over Earth.
Ally_Kat: he's got some of the coolest sayings ever
Ally_Kat: like, I miss you cupcake and I love-ed you piggies

 

left: gir with his piggie right: gir singing the doom song

that weird siggy finally explained!

Joanna: what is your favorite type of music? Favorite singer/group? Favorite song? Which new pop singer/group drives you the craziest?
Ally_Kat: as of late, I've gotten deeply into the whole dance/techno thing. I'm also a huge classical music lover and of course, my rock music
Ally_Kat: Van Halen will always be my favorite group. Grew up listening to those guys too much to ever get tired of them
Ally_Kat: my favorite song always changes. My favorite Van Halen song is On Fire. My favorite song in general is ac/dc's you shook me aaaaaaaaaaall night long. *dances*

Ally_Kat: and I would say that Hilary duff chick drives me insane - stealing me name and all
Joanna: Who’s your favorite out of the Van Halen group?
Ally_Kat: Alex. Gotta love my drummers. Besides, I'm an Al’s Gal

Joanna: If you could be anywhere in the world right now where would you be?
Ally_Kat: I would probably be in Ireland at some club because they know how to party
Ally_Kat: that and I could go sit in one of those pretty fields you always see in the commercials


Joanna: If you could trade places with anyone in the universe who would it be?
Ally_Kat: oh, geez. *thinks* maybe Danni Minogue and be a techno singer for a day


Joanna: If you got a chance to meet three people from anywhere/time period, who would they be?
Ally_Kat: 3 people? Well, deffy Alexander the Great, FDR, and my Nana in any time period so I could talk to her again. I miss my Nana a lot. I think me and her have quiet a bit in common.

There was a time I dreamed of being Juan Valdez, but a horse just didn’t work for the company.

L to r: me, the pony, Grandpa Smith, the dog, and my Nana.

Joanna: if you could change one thing about the world what would it be?
Ally_Kat: I would make it so that your personality reflected how beautiful you where. This way, evil people who like to backstab and all that would be easier to avoid
Joanna: very cool
Joanna: what else would u like people to know about you describe your personality a little?
Ally_Kat: oh geez, I don’t know. I vary on being a 5-yr-old trapped in a 20-yr-old body and a 46-y-rold trapped in a 20-y-rold body
Joanna: if you could advance one cause for the betterment of society what do you think it would be?
Ally_Kat: that Joanna becomes dictator of the world.
Joanna: that’s right baby one day
Joanna: Hilaryland will be a reality
Ally_Kat: sexy!

Joanna: who is your favorite philosopher/ why?
Ally_Kat: don't really have one
Joanna: wow really?
Joanna: ok do you have a general philosophy on life?
Ally_Kat: try not to have regrets and show people the real you. That way when things turn to crap, true colors will eventually shine thru because they always do – in one way or the other.
Joanna: cool

Joanna: What is the meanest thing you’ve ever done/ had done to you?
Ally_Kat: meanest thing? I could write a novel and the people know who they are
Ally_Kat: the nicest, there's was where my one friend stood up to my really pissed off father in this shouting match. It was the first time I actively saw someone's love for me.

Joanna: Last words/thoughts?

Ally_Kat: It’s all a matter of perspective, or at least that’s what I tell the guys in the white coats.

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