What kinda ass-kissing bastard hits double-digit karma???
~~Nickname?
Jayman (no relation to our fearless mushroom)
~~Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?
2 (the little number ones)
~~Very funny. When were you born, smartass?
December 26th, 1975, Honolulu, Hawaii.
~~Pets?
I got 2 kittens for my birthday a few years ago. I don't know what
happened to my kittens, but now 2 cats live in my house. They're not
mine.
~~Tattoos? Piercings?
Hawaiian arrowhead band and ikaika warrior helmet on left arm
~~How much do you love your job on a scale of 1 to 10?
9 (my job rawks, my company sucks... interesting shit...)
~~Favorite color?
Red
~~Where do you live?
Fremont, CA, about 15 min. north of San Jose, 388.1 miles from
Disneyland
~~Favorite food?
Skittles. Okay, a honey-baked ham. With Skittles.
~~Ever TP'd someone's house?
Of course... whaddya think this is, Canada? 
~~Ever loved somebody so much it made you cry?
A-yup.
~~Ever been in a car accident?
Wonder if anyone's ever been in a car purpose?
~~Croutons or Bacon?
Like, as a meal? In general? Well, croutons don't really go that well
with eggs or cheeseburgers, so I'm giving bacon the edge on pure
versatility.
~~Sprite or 7up? Coke or Pepsi?
Cherry 7up. And Pepsi Twist.
~~Favorite Movie?
The Matrix
~~Favorite holiday?
Boxing Day
~~Favorite day of the week?
Does it have to be the whole day? How about a partial? Can I take that
Friday night/Saturday morning hybrid thing? I think I want that...
~~Favorite word or phrase?
Bazooka. That word just cracks me up every time I hear it. Or maybe "monkey toast".
~~Favorite toothpaste?
Crest’s Cool Mint Gel. Remember the Cavity Creeps? Aw, man, those
guys were great.
~~Favorite restaurant?
Beck's Steak House. Most of the monkey's chunkage is Beck's-branded.
Claim Jumper is a close second, but there isn’t one anywhere around
here… =o(
~~Favorite flowers?
Bird of Paradise
Dendrobium Orchid
~~Favorite beverage?
I like those Albertson's/Safeway flavored carbonated mineral water.
Just water, but tastes better and satisfies that soda urge.
~~Favorite sport to watch?
Football
~~Favorite sport to participate in?
Football, softball (the 'sport' of choice for us Al Bundy ex-jock
types)
~~Preferred brand of ice cream? Favorite flavor?
Moose Tracks!!!
~~Favorite Sesame Street character?
Oscar. You know, when that fucker finally loses it, there's gonna be
feathers and muppetsteaks all up and down that gawdforsaken street...
~~Disney or Warner Bros.?
I prefer the Children's Television Workshop. Or whoever currently owns
the rights to Fraggle Rock. Can I vote for Pixar without Disney?
~~Favorite fast food restaurant?
In 'N' Out (4x4, baby!!!)
~~When was your last hospital visit?
Just visiting? October, 2000.
~~What color is your bedroom carpet?
Brazilian cherry.
~~How many times did you fail your drivers test?
There's a test???
~~Who is the last person you got email from?
Some asshole named "Special Offers". I may have already won
$10 billion dollars!!!
~~Ever convicted of a crime?
Nope.
~~Which single store would you choose to max your credit card?
Best Buy
~~What do you do most often when you are bored?
Surf the Net aimlessly.
~~Name the person(s) that you are friends with that live(s) the
farthest away.
LT Matthew J. Percy, USN (Atsugi, Japan)
~~Most annoying thing people ask you?
Dude, what's wrong with your eye? (For the record, I was born blind in
my right eye, so without a cosmetic shell to make it look all normally
an’ stuff, it's white with a very dull blue center, no pupil and a
creamy filling made to stay crisp and crunchy in milk. Some assembly
required.)
~~Favorite all time TV show?
All time? Sheesh. Ummm… The Simpsons.
~~Last person you went out to dinner with?
Shawn Fenske.
~~Last movie you saw?
The Butterfly Effect. Decent flick. Trippy twist on a cool concept. I
always loved Quantum Leap…
~~Favorite sports teams?
49ers, Giants, Sharks
